The "New" Loaner

So I picked up my loaner car from the body shop. And let me tell you, this thing is the definition of hotness. You're gonna wish you were me driving around in this oh-so luxurious vehicle. In fact, I think the name alone might make your orgasm.

So what is it? A Bentley? Rolls Royce? Aston Martin?

No, no my friends, it is something much better than that.

Have a look.

I know, simply irresistible.

I have to give it props though, it drives better than that NEW Dodge Neon. I must just have a vendetta against Neons... But they're so dorky looking! Oh well, I'm sure people think my tC is dorky looking, ha, and the driver moreso!

Anyway, I'll come up with a final review for the Neon later. Right now I have to find someone who wants my job!