The Weather

This is what Google says the weather is going to be like every single day....



Is it ever right, you ask.

Well when you predict the same thing over and over it's bound to be right sometime.

at least it comes with free shipping...

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The "New" Loaner

So I picked up my loaner car from the body shop. And let me tell you, this thing is the definition of hotness. You're gonna wish you were me driving around in this oh-so luxurious vehicle. In fact, I think the name alone might make your orgasm.

So what is it? A Bentley? Rolls Royce? Aston Martin?

No, no my friends, it is something much better than that.

Have a look.

I know, simply irresistible.

I have to give it props though, it drives better than that NEW Dodge Neon. I must just have a vendetta against Neons... But they're so dorky looking! Oh well, I'm sure people think my tC is dorky looking, ha, and the driver moreso!

Anyway, I'll come up with a final review for the Neon later. Right now I have to find someone who wants my job!

Rapping for Dummies - Translation

First off, I didn't do this, but it is funny. Check out the link below for more.

Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money

Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’

But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation

Garbage, I turn like doorknobs

Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever

However, I stay coochied down to the socks

Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

Check out the rest at: Rapping for Dummies - Translations

Wow!

It's actually nice outside. It's normally melting hot.

Woohoo.

I fell asleep while I was working. Hahahahahaha.

And I have no one to talk to so here I am talking in to the text box.

More rambling later.

It Just Clicked...

Maybe I'm going nuts again or something, but I have this sudden urge to just leave Texas and go to Maryland even if I don't have a job garunteed for me. They've almost outright said that I'll get it, I just have to wait. But I'll be damned if this isn't going to be one of the toughest two months I'll have to go through.

It's odd that I ran away from Maryland and now I covet it like the promised land.

It just hit me while I was driving, why not leave? I'm skilled enough that I could find temporary work, and I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to find. Hell I could work at Circuit City for two months no problem. So long as I can pay for my car. It's so tempting... And it doesn't help that my friends say I should just go.

My oh my, what am I going to do with myself.

Reel Big Fish - Sell Out